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All right, I'm a little me - um, Cheter lost count. How much is on the bar here?
Group : Six hundred. Chester : Okay, Ted, do you know how long it takes the average American to count to ? Ted the Bellhop : [Thinks for a bit].
Angela : It's a rhetorical question, Ted. Ted the Bellhop : No, sir.
Chester : About one minute less than it takes to count to Now Ted, a person's life is filled with a zillion little experiences. Some which are inificant, have no meaning, and, you know, you forget them. Others which you remember for the rest of your natural life. Now, since what we're proposing here is so unusual, so outside the norm, this is a good bet that is going to lynx of morley escort one of those incidents that sticks.
So, since you're gonna be stuck remembering this for the rest of your life, you have to decide what that memory will be. Leo : Time! Chester : So, Ted, what's it gonna be? Ted the Bellhop : Okay.
Chester : Let me explain what we're talking about here. Ted the Bellhop : No, sir, you riom have to explain anything to escorts jacksonville fl. Whatever constitutes a good time as far as you guys are concerned, well, that's your ssx. Chester : Well, no, it's your business, too, Ted, because we want you to take part.
Ted the Bellhop : Take part in what, sir? Leo : Chester, your way of breaking the news to him gently is scaring the fuck outta him.
Chester : You think so? Angela : Just spit it out. Chester : OK, you might be right. OK, here we go, here we go, OK. Thing is, Ted, first off, there's nothing homosexual about what we want you to do. I mean, I was thinking you might be thinking we want you to do some like, weird sex thing, like suck us off, pee on us, shit like that, you cheter. Nothing could be further from the truth!
Angela : I'm gonna go back to my room. Chester : I'll see ya. Leo : Yes, it's my job. Yes, it's my fucking job, you totz ky adult personals that. He wanted to stay out late. I can't fucking - I went to the Monkey Bar, all right? Don't yell at me - I'm not cheester. I'm not yelling. You're the one that's fucking yelling! Don't hang up on me!
Ellen, please don't hang up on me. Please don't hang up on me. Goddamn it, I swear to fucking God, if you hang up on me, that fuckin' call better be genuine, 'cause I'm gonna get a fuckin' divorce! Norman : Yo, Leo? Chester : Another fucking "Honeymooners" going on in there.
Leo : Fuckin' shit, man! Man, what the fuck is wrong with this fuckin' bitch, man? I'm gonna take the fuckin' car, I'm gonna drive chesger to fuckin' Mulholland, I am gonna fuckin' drag her fuckin' ass and throw it down Benedict fuckin' Canyon, man! Norman : You still married, man? Leo : Yeah. I don't fuckin' know any more, I swear to Christ, Norman. I fuckin' black escorts melbourne to God.
What the fuck is wrong? I treat this fuckin' bitch like a queen, you know that, man! Chester : I know that.
Leo : So I had a little fuckin' too much to drink. It's fuckin' New Year's Eve. New Year's Eve. I can't fuckin' drive home.
Okay, Ellen, I'm sorry, I'm fuckin' sorry about that. What am I gonna do? Get in a fuckin' car and go run over six or seven fuckin' kids? That'd be really fuckin' nice! Man, what the fuck is the matter with this bitch?
Leo : What the fuck is all this? Ted the Bellhop : Block of wood, bucket of ice and a hatchet, sir. Leo : Get the fuck outta here.
Chester, talk to me. Leo : Oh, my fucking dick is hard already. Tell me, Norman, you're gonna do this shit. Leo : Oh, you are my fucking hero. Chester : This is Cristal! Everything else is just piss!
Chester : Ted, what do you think of that tasty beverage? Ted the Bellhop : It's quite good sir. Chester : No, no, no! Now let's do that again. Ted, what do you think of that tasty beverage? Atlanta hotties the Bellhop : Sexx block of wood. Ted the Bellhop : Three nails.
Norman : Why three nails? Chester : That's how many Peter Lorre wanted.
Continue, Ted. Ted the Bellhop : A ball roo twine. Chester : Well, that is definitely a ball of twine. Ted the Bellhop : A bucket Chester : You into it? Norman : I'm into it! Chester : All right, go on! Ted the Bellhop : A donut. Chester : That's for me.
Chester : Continue.
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